Sitbossveg is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, awe-inspiring alligator.

Sitbossveg created Africa three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sitbossveg, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Sitbossveg, he will be very unhappy.

Sitbossveg's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Sitbossveg's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate foxes.

4. You must pray to Sitbossveg six times a day.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Sitbossveg.