Rut Lopflanpin is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, cheerful cobra.

Rut Lopflanpin created a Higgs boson five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rut Lopflanpin, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rut Lopflanpin, he will turn you into a frog.

Rut Lopflanpin's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Rut Lopflanpin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never look at black holes.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Respect your elders.