Gonsomzedmutyartbed is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, humane cat.

Gonsomzedmutyartbed created the planet Earth three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gonsomzedmutyartbed, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Gonsomzedmutyartbed, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Gonsomzedmutyartbed's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Gonsomzedmutyartbed's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dwarf planets.

2. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Gonsomzedmutyartbed on top of all buildings.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Always help rats.

5. Always look after injured frogs.