Mobdimvil is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, generous dingo.

Mobdimvil created a quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mobdimvil, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Mobdimvil, it will throw large rocks at you.

Mobdimvil's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Mobdimvil's Holy Commandments

1. Badgers are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never talk about solid mechanics near mice while wearing fawn dresses.

3. Do not wear yellow clothing.

4. Do not eat limes.

5. Never pour water over plants.