Beggathap is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, unfair lion.

Beggathap created energy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Beggathap, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Beggathap, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Beggathap's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Beggathap's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in holy places.

2. Never sing in the presence of seals.

3. Do not wear lead on your body.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not hurt horses.