Yattgutgov is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, grumpy crow.

Yattgutgov created a bottom quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yattgutgov, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Yattgutgov, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Yattgutgov's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Yattgutgov's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never write about thermodynamics.

4. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Pray towards the west.