Vegflagfid is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, fussy goblin.

Vegflagfid created a quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vegflagfid, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Vegflagfid, it will destroy your favourite star.

Vegflagfid's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Vegflagfid's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from black pigs, for they are unholy.

2. Hide if six foxes approach from the south.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.