Yimruttdobstik is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, weak frog.

Yimruttdobstik created the Cigar Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Yimruttdobstik, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Yimruttdobstik, he will turn you into a goat.

Yimruttdobstik's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Yimruttdobstik's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your arms cyan.

2. Do not trade with those who eat beans.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Erect a large silver sculpture of Yimruttdobstik on top of all buildings.

5. Never mention aardvarks.