Vidjenhen is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, omnipotent dingo.

Vidjenhen created the solar system five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vidjenhen, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Vidjenhen, he will have a low opinion of you.

Vidjenhen's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Vidjenhen's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into turquoise rooms.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Vidjenhen.

3. Do not shave your head.

4. Never think ill of sick goats.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Vidjenhen.