Pidtunbog is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, duplicitous camel.

Pidtunbog created parasitic wasps nine million years ago.

If you believe in Pidtunbog, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Pidtunbog, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Pidtunbog's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Pidtunbog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat pineapples.

2. Do not shave your head.

3. Never talk about spacetime near birds while wearing green ear rings.

4. Always obey Pidtunbog's priests.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pidtunbog.