Vedfunpangbog is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, uncaring jackal.

Vedfunpangbog created the Sombrero Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Vedfunpangbog, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Vedfunpangbog, it will destroy your favourite star.

Vedfunpangbog's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Vedfunpangbog's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never hurt goats.

3. Nematodes are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Erect a giant white sculpture of Vedfunpangbog in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never think about eukaryotes.