Spagstaftun Tadhunkommabtunlaphim is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, weak shark.

Spagstaftun Tadhunkommabtunlaphim created the Sol system six billion years ago.

If you believe in Spagstaftun Tadhunkommabtunlaphim, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Spagstaftun Tadhunkommabtunlaphim, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Spagstaftun Tadhunkommabtunlaphim's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Spagstaftun Tadhunkommabtunlaphim's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed melons to squirrels while wearing jumpers.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not shave your legs.

4. Never hop in holy places.

5. Never talk about ultrasonics.
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