Tikbodpod is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, slow fox.

Tikbodpod created the Whirlpool Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Tikbodpod, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Tikbodpod, she will turn you into a goat.

Tikbodpod's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Tikbodpod's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a building before entering it.

2. Always treat porpoises with great respect.

3. Do not speak about lentils.

4. Put Tikbodpod first in all things.

5. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in white.