Cipmabart is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, self-confident butterfly.

Cipmabart created a top quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cipmabart, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Cipmabart, she will turn you into a sheep.

Cipmabart's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Cipmabart's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum field theory near rats while wearing black kilts and balancing three copper spheres on your neck.

2. Never eat parsnips.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cipmabart.

4. Always look after injured cats.

5. Do not wear cyan clothing.