Fatragbap is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, happy manatee.

Fatragbap created the Black Eye Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Fatragbap, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Fatragbap, he will turn you into a frog.

Fatragbap's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Fatragbap's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Never go into green rooms.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never think ill of sick rats.

5. Never talk about dwarf planets.