Zogsterfot is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, strong wyvern.

Zogsterfot created the cosmos nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zogsterfot, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Zogsterfot, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Zogsterfot's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Zogsterfot's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

3. Never talk about quantum gravity near foxes while wearing red tights.

4. Never talk about nucleic acids.

5. Do not hurt aardvarks.
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