Ragzodtonk Quatartbutbegfossmotsadfud Nelbanartren is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, omniscient cow.

Ragzodtonk Quatartbutbegfossmotsadfud Nelbanartren created dark energy two years ago.

If you believe in Ragzodtonk Quatartbutbegfossmotsadfud Nelbanartren, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Ragzodtonk Quatartbutbegfossmotsadfud Nelbanartren, she will come to you in dreams.

Ragzodtonk Quatartbutbegfossmotsadfud Nelbanartren's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Ragzodtonk Quatartbutbegfossmotsadfud Nelbanartren's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at stars.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. You must love Ragzodtonk Quatartbutbegfossmotsadfud Nelbanartren.