Rawwik is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, blissful goat.

Rawwik created matter three million years ago.

If you believe in Rawwik, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Rawwik, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Rawwik's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Rawwik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Feed all hungry whales.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Retreat if seven seals approach from the south.