Fodnartrag is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, humorless mongoose.

Fodnartrag created the cosmos eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fodnartrag, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Fodnartrag, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Fodnartrag's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Fodnartrag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about planets.

2. Do not leap in public.

3. Do not drink water in green rooms.

4. Learn three new languages a year.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.