Bossgepdin is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, humane fly.

Bossgepdin created the solar system eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bossgepdin, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Bossgepdin, he will laugh at you.

Bossgepdin's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Bossgepdin's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ultrasonics near birds while wearing magenta tights.

2. Never wear cyan shoes.

3. Never hurt frogs.

4. Do not hop in public.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.