Nullbeplaglin is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, deceitful raven.

Nullbeplaglin created snails nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Nullbeplaglin, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Nullbeplaglin, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Nullbeplaglin's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Nullbeplaglin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill cats.

2. Do not keep seven tapirs in a large pit.

3. Always help sick swans.

4. Always obey Nullbeplaglin's priests.

5. Never write about black holes.