Sinpigdag is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, prudent donkey.

Sinpigdag created Europe nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sinpigdag, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Sinpigdag, she will turn you into a snail.

Sinpigdag's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Sinpigdag's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Sinpigdag on top of all buildings.

2. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never bounce in holy places.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.