Limfat is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, benevolent grasshopper.

Limfat created a charm quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Limfat, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Limfat, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Limfat's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Limfat's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Limfat.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Hide if three dogs approach from the south.