Gamtongom is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, moody sheep.

Gamtongom created bats eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gamtongom, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Gamtongom, he will turn you into a snail.

Gamtongom's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Gamtongom's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about moons.

2. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not shave your legs.

5. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Gamtongom in the centre of the settlement.