Yogflapdoss is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, passionate chicken.

Yogflapdoss created the planet Venus seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yogflapdoss, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Yogflapdoss, he will think nothing of it.

Yogflapdoss' most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Yogflapdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Yogflapdoss loves mites, so they must be honoured.

2. Never feed limes to swans while wearing skirts.

3. Never wear tights.

4. Always help sharks.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Yogflapdoss.