Hanbassnul is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, idiotic chinchilla.

Hanbassnul created vertebrates five billion years ago.

If you believe in Hanbassnul, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Hanbassnul, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Hanbassnul's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Hanbassnul's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt bats.

2. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Hanbassnul in the centre of the settlement.

3. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not run in public.

5. Rats are unholy and should not be approached.