Benbatbid is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, temperamental penguin.

Benbatbid created a bottom quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Benbatbid, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Benbatbid, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Benbatbid's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Benbatbid's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Benbatbid in the centre of the settlement.

2. Always wear green.

3. Never mention manatees.

4. Benbatbid must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.