Davmatnarfat is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, all-knowing pigeon.

Davmatnarfat created the Sol system two years ago.

If you believe in Davmatnarfat, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Davmatnarfat, it will not invite you to parties.

Davmatnarfat's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Davmatnarfat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about coconuts.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

3. Do not wear mauve clothing.

4. Never think about quantum field theory near horses while wearing brown hats and balancing five zinc spheres on your neck.

5. Never think about comets.