Vidfoblak is a god.
It takes the form of a very small, impressive
crane.
Vidfoblak created the solar system nine billion years ago.
If you believe in
Vidfoblak, it will ignore you.
If you do not believe in
Vidfoblak, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.
Vidfoblak's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.
Vidfoblak's Holy Commandments1. Do not dye your hair green.
2. Always stare at clouds.
3. Pray towards the west.
4. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Vidfoblak on top of all buildings.
5. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.