Hogleghub is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, self-confident capybara.

Hogleghub created a down quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Hogleghub, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Hogleghub, she will turn you into a sheep.

Hogleghub's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Hogleghub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Rats are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never mention whales.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Always look after injured tapirs.