Bepcudbad is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, prudent hyena.

Bepcudbad created the universe six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bepcudbad, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bepcudbad, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Bepcudbad's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Bepcudbad's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Bepcudbad.

2. Never wear hats.

3. Never hurt aardvarks.

4. Always make sure there are no swans in a building before entering it.

5. Retreat if seven geese approach from the south.