Faddancet is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, unjust jaguar.

Faddancet created light three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Faddancet, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Faddancet, she will have a low opinion of you.

Faddancet's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Faddancet's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never look at moons.

3. Never write about black holes.

4. Never bounce in holy places.

5. Never think about comets.