Yattquamwitzenbomsig is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, prudent squirrel.

Yattquamwitzenbomsig created the Cigar Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yattquamwitzenbomsig, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Yattquamwitzenbomsig, he will turn you into a rock.

Yattquamwitzenbomsig's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Yattquamwitzenbomsig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear mauve clothing.

2. You must never eat oranges.

3. Never write about asteroids.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Yattquamwitzenbomsig in the centre of the settlement.