Wotdabquaf is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, sage hamster.

Wotdabquaf created the Sunflower Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wotdabquaf, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Wotdabquaf, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Wotdabquaf's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Wotdabquaf's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dogs.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Wotdabquaf.

5. Do not chop down trees.