Xucfarnbadkad Davpogbonkbag is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, effective whale.

Xucfarnbadkad Davpogbonkbag created the world eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xucfarnbadkad Davpogbonkbag, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Xucfarnbadkad Davpogbonkbag, he will send you a sign.

Xucfarnbadkad Davpogbonkbag's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Xucfarnbadkad Davpogbonkbag's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant white sculpture of Xucfarnbadkad Davpogbonkbag in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never sit in holy places.

3. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.