Kimvegvad is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, annoying hamster.

Kimvegvad created gold seven million years ago.

If you believe in Kimvegvad, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Kimvegvad, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Kimvegvad's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Kimvegvad's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never look at comets.

3. Never think about ultrasonics.

4. Kimvegvad must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Kimvegvad on top of all buildings.