Tonklimtabflan Gepgovad Teenjaddut is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, awe-inspiring frog.

Tonklimtabflan Gepgovad Teenjaddut created humankind five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tonklimtabflan Gepgovad Teenjaddut, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Tonklimtabflan Gepgovad Teenjaddut, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Tonklimtabflan Gepgovad Teenjaddut's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Tonklimtabflan Gepgovad Teenjaddut's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never talk about planets.

3. Never talk about ultrasonics.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not covet oxen.