Arfpodfob is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, effective scorpion.

Arfpodfob created a down quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Arfpodfob, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Arfpodfob, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Arfpodfob's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Arfpodfob's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in indigo.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Always help sick ducks.

4. Do not speak about bread.

5. Never talk about fire.