Labjipspag is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, unjust yak.

Labjipspag created a charm quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Labjipspag, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Labjipspag, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Labjipspag's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Labjipspag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Hide if seven voles approach from the south.

5. Never mention aardvarks.