Cebcibhan is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, proud manatee.

Cebcibhan created the world six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cebcibhan, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Cebcibhan, it will think nothing of it.

Cebcibhan's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Cebcibhan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.

4. Do not hurt sheep.

5. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.