Vannurlhim is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, unthinking crocodile.

Vannurlhim created an atom five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vannurlhim, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Vannurlhim, it will refuse to believe in you.

Vannurlhim's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Vannurlhim's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never look at moons.

3. Never think ill of sick horses.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not eat gooseberries.