Nillflabmot is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, unselfish mink.

Nillflabmot created a quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Nillflabmot, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Nillflabmot, she will turn you into a dog.

Nillflabmot's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Nillflabmot's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never hurt bats.