Cidontnurjinfligripshavtip is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, ill-tempered grasshopper.

Cidontnurjinfligripshavtip created the Milkyway nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cidontnurjinfligripshavtip, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Cidontnurjinfligripshavtip, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Cidontnurjinfligripshavtip's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Cidontnurjinfligripshavtip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not eat apples.

3. Do not take Cidontnurjinfligripshavtip's name in vain.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Respect your elders.