Wiphon is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, generous armadillo.

Wiphon created the Sombrero Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wiphon, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Wiphon, he will turn you into a mouse.

Wiphon's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Wiphon's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about great tits.

2. Tapirs are not to be trusted.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Feed all hungry seals.

5. Never talk about bacteria.