Sinlikdossxuck is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, two-faced otter.

Sinlikdossxuck created the Black Eye Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Sinlikdossxuck, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Sinlikdossxuck, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Sinlikdossxuck's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Sinlikdossxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Sinlikdossxuck.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.