Henmeg is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, irritating zebra.

Henmeg created the Black Eye Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Henmeg, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Henmeg, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Henmeg's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Henmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if nine sheep approach from the south.

2. Erect seven carbon sculptures of Henmeg on top of important buildings.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Put Henmeg first in all things.