Vegcabtifxuc is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, prudent salamander.

Vegcabtifxuc created the planet Jupiter nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vegcabtifxuc, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Vegcabtifxuc, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Vegcabtifxuc's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Vegcabtifxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Always help ants.

2. Never wear ear rings.

3. Never think about asteroids.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never mention great tits.