Dunminjondodjopmanbap is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, impressive beaver.

Dunminjondodjopmanbap created the planet Jupiter five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dunminjondodjopmanbap, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Dunminjondodjopmanbap, he will turn you into a sheep.

Dunminjondodjopmanbap's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Dunminjondodjopmanbap's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump near geese.

2. Always help snails.

3. Never go into yellow rooms.

4. Never sit in the presence of manatees.

5. Never eat green fruit.