Mutbummotgut Bossgumgessxenyatt is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, irritating crab.

Mutbummotgut Bossgumgessxenyatt created a quark two years ago.

If you believe in Mutbummotgut Bossgumgessxenyatt, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Mutbummotgut Bossgumgessxenyatt, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Mutbummotgut Bossgumgessxenyatt's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Mutbummotgut Bossgumgessxenyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Mutbummotgut Bossgumgessxenyatt.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never wear rings.

5. Do not wear turquoise clothing.