Kippagcan is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, strong gnu.

Kippagcan created the Large Magellanic Cloud three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kippagcan, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Kippagcan, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Kippagcan's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Kippagcan's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no sharks in a building before entering it.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Moths are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in indigo.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.